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Salt Lake City, Utah Producer of the @craftybeergirls podcast President of creative arts lab @millenaroundstudios Craft beer lover #mikethejanitor

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So, Jenni Shafer here (one half of the @craftybeergirls) is celebrating her birthday today. She is 63 years old and looks amazing! She invited me out to see @stabbingwestward over @depotslc. And, yes, I've dressed like an old-timey golf pro because I'm awesome. Presently, we're checking out the new tap room @beehivedistilling. Soon, we'll be on the move and hitting up other spots on the way to the concert! Hooray! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #southsaltlake #utah #craftybeergirls #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #utahcraftbeerscene #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beer30 #golfpro #whatamiwearing #ilookhotfuckyou #stabbingwestward #concertgoers #downtownslc #party #birthdaygirl #happybirthday #beehivedistilling #goodtimes

I just took a picture of birthday girl, Jenni Shafer (one half of the @craftybeergirls) doing a selfie at the tap takeover @saltfirebrewing. Who was taking over the taps? @policykingsbrewery! And their beer is fanfuckingtastic! Check them out in Cedar City, Utah. Really delicious stuff. More pics on the way! . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! HAPPY 83RD BIRTHDAY, JENNI! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #southsaltlake #utah #craftybeergirls #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #utahcraftbeerscene #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beer30 #golfpro #whatamiwearing #stabbingwestward #concertgoers #downtownslc #party #birthdaygirl #happybirthday #saltfire #saltfirebrewing #saltfirebrewingcompany #policykings #policykingsbrewery

I'm standing inside @depotslc keeping an eye on Jenni Shafer (one half of the @craftybeergirls) as she waits to meet @stabbingwestward. I just went over and shook the hands of the opening act, @thephotoshoplifters. They were VERY good. . . While I wait, I wanted to share this photo I snagged earlier of myself and @edharrach. Ed and I have been following each other for quite some time. I have to say, he is probably one of my more loyal followers. This was our first time meeting and I regret it was so short. Jenni and I were pressed for time. I owe Ed a beer or two. It was tremendous to finally meet him! . . We were enjoying the @policykingsbrewery tap takeover @saltfirebrewing. By the way, Policy Kings makes some great beers. I was very impressed. It was nice to see them all the way up North in Salt Lake from Cedar City. . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #slc #saltlake #southsaltlake #downtownslc #cedarcity #utah #beer #CraftBeer #craftybeergirls #utahcraftbeer #policykings #policykingsbrewery #utahbrewery #utahbeer #instagrambringspeopletogether #instagramfriends #saltfire #saltfirebrewing #saltfirebrewery #taptakeover #birthdaygirl #party #stabbingwestward #photoshoplifters #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #vivacraftbeerrevolution

This is the only picture of me from last night while @depotslc for @thephotoshoplifters and @stabbingwestward. I'd like to point out that this is well before the start of the show. Now, I have a funny story to share about something the members of Stabbing Westward said in relation to what I'm wearing. . . First of all, I chose to dress up a bit as I wanted to be a gentleman for Jenni Shafer (one half of the @craftybeergirls). I was her escort (not THAT kind of escort) for fun and frivolity during the celebration of her 91st birthday yesterday. . . Secondly, yes, I knew I would stick out like a sore thumb at a Stabbing Westward concert dressed like a white version of Carl Weathers character from "Happy Gilmore". Or, as my buddy @rhianoceros put it, a newsie from "The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button". . . Thirdly, I look good. How often do any of you see me clean up? Right?! Incidentally, shirt and sweater vest by @izod, pants by @wrangler, watch and shoes by @kennethcole. I forgot who makes the hat. Beer by @millerhighlife. . . After the concert (which was fantastic, by the way) we waited around so that Jenni could meet the band. As I rounded everyone up for a picture, I mentioned it was Jenni's birthday. That's when lead singer, Chris Hall, mentioned he had seen my previous posts on Instagram and that I was the guy in the golf clothes. When I admitted my surprise that he had actually seen my posts, he replied: "If you don't want us to read it, don't tag us." I laughed pretty hard at that. . . It was a fun night and I can't thank Jenni enough for the good times and flashback to when we were all younger. Happy Birthday, Jenni! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #downtownslc #utah #iamsaltlake #stabbingwestward #photoshoplifters #thedepot #birthdaycelebration #millerhighlife #izod #wrangler #KennethCole #whitecarlweathers #HappyGilmore #newsie #extraextra #curiouscaseofbenjaminbutton #ICleanUpGood #Imtoosexy #imtoosexyforthisconcert #beer #domesticbeer #Beerselfie #goodtimes

Okay, LAST picture, I SWEAR! I just stole these pics from last night off of Jenni Shafer's Facebook page. "Party Jenni" was in full force last night and we had a great time. Our thanks to @stabbingwestward for meeting with everyone after the show and taking pictures. I regret we didn't get a selfie with @thephotoshoplifters. . . Our thanks to @depotslc for their hospitality and goddamn obscene markup on beer. $49.00 for FOUR beers! Two of those were 32 ounce @millerhighlife! ARE YOU HIGH, DEPOT?! That's strip club prices right there! I hope the bands got a cut of that. Jesus. Greedy much, @livenationslc?! Just sayin'. But I digress. . . Be sure to follow Jenni Shafer and her cohort, Lauren Lerch, as the @craftybeergirls here on Instagram. Also check out their website and other social media. We have new episodes of the Crafty Beer Girls Podcast coming soon! Check out our previous episodes through the link in my bio or on popular streaming platforms like @applepodcasts, @spotify, @iheartradio and @googleplaymusic! . . VIVA $10.00+ BEER NIGHT REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #jennishafer #craftybeergirls #stabbingwestward #thephotoshoplifters #thedepot #livenation #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #downtownslc #utah #wearesaltlake #tendollarbeernight #GTFO #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #domesticbeer #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #concertbeer #wemettheband #happybirthdayjenni #goodtimes

I was going to head out to the 4th West Fest presented by @mountainwestcider and @redrockbrewing. Then I was going to hit up Oktoberfest @tfbrewing. Sadly, I just brought some unfortunate news to my attention. . . Maybe next year. . . #mikethejanitor #mikeaplicity #talkingtomyself #meonme #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #downtownslc #utah #utahsown #marmaladedistrict #granarydistrict #4thwestfest #oktoberfest #mountainwesthardcider #redrockbrewing #tfbrewing #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #beerfest #BeerMe #beer30 #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #broke #drainedbankaccount #suckstobeme #fml

I received a call at 10:30 PM last night from @intermountain Health Care. They were informing me that my check-in time for my surgery today had been bumped from 5:30 AM to 7:00 AM. . . So, here I sit waiting to go into a pre-op room. They page you these days. Like you're in a Chili's. I'm starving and haven't had any coffee. Whine bitch moan. . . VIVA DRAINING A MASSIVE HEMATOMA! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #saltlakevalley #saltlakecounty #Murray #utah #ihc #intermountainhealthcare #intermountainmedicalcenter #outpatientsurgery #surgery #hematoma #drainage #ireallydontwanttobehere #damnthesehospitalgowns #fml #letsgetthisoverwith

My orthopedic surgeon, Dr. Justin Hawes, has had a very busy day today dealing with some serious trauma cases. Because of this, I didn't get into surgery until 11:00 AM, I think. Which is understandable considering the circumstances. . . By noon, I was in post-op recovery. And now I'm in the recovery/discharge area awaiting to leave. Everything worked out swimmingly. The team here @intermountain Medical Center has been great and they even remembered my love of coffee and brought me a cup. Actually, this is my second. Really top notch care. . . Funny story, I thought with this being a minor outpatient surgery, I would be able to take a @lyft home. Ohhhh no no no. They were prepared to keep me overnight out of safety concerns due to being under general anesthesia. You need a responsible party (whether a family member or friend) to pick you up. Using a ride share or taxi is out of the question. . . With that said, I reached out to my friend and bromance, @timharan of @utahbeernews. He generously agreed to help me out and get me home. What a swell fella! Thanks, Tim. *bro hug* . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #saltlakevalley #saltlakecounty #Murray #utah #ihc #intermountainhealthcare #intermountainmedicalcenter #surgery #outpatientsurgery #postop #Recovery #discharge #hematoma #hematomadrainage #ewwww #goodtimes #thankgodthatsover

It looks like I have brought myself in as a "Mental & Physical Health Foreman" in which to look after myself. Oh joy. How fun for... me. . . Shout-out to @timharan of @utahbeernews for getting me home. Special thanks to the outpatient surgery team of @intermountain Health Care for their compassion and care. Also, special hugs and high fives to ALL OF YOU for the love and support. . . And apologies to my bottle of @hellcatmaggieirishwhiskey that my dick self won't let me bust into until tomorrow. Sheesh. Rules is rules, I guess. 😒 . . #mikethejanitor #miketheforeman #mikeaplicity #talkingtomyself #meonme #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #westvalleycity #utah #utahsown #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #BeerMe #beer30 #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #outpatientsurgery #nodrinking #24hoursabbatical #doctorsorders #Recovery #surgeryrecovery #hellcatmaggieirishwhiskey #hellcatmaggie #liquor #nomikeno

This past Monday, I had surgery to drain a massive hematoma from my inner right thigh that measured over 20 centimeters in size. I sustained the hematoma on September 11th after a workplace accident involving an electric pallet jack. . . The surgery drained around 72 ounces of fluid and required 15 staples to seal me back up. . . That same accident sliced open the back of my right leg through my pants. That laceration required nine stitches. Those stitches were removed last week. . . This accident (the first workplace accident I have ever had, by the way) has really caused me a lot of trouble and visits to numerous doctors. 10 in total. Not too mention I haven't been to work since last Wednesday per doctor's strict orders. Luckily, I have been released for light duty and return to work tomorrow. . . What I am showing you is what I have to do daily and what my leg looks like with and without bandages. My apologies if you're easily nauseated. . . The top left pic is what my bandages looked like the day after my surgery. I have to change them everyday. What you see in my hand is a plastic bulb that collects drainage fluid. I have to empty it several times a day and document the quantity on a form the hospital provided me. Incidentally, I have emptied this bulb 10 times since my surgery to the tune of an additional 14 ounces of drainage. . . The top right picture is the surgical area of my inner right thigh with the 15 staples. The area measures just over six inches and will have one gnarly scar when all is said and done. . . The bottom left picture is the insertion point/outlet point of the drainage tubing in an area to the left and just below my right knee cap. I have to do my very best to keep this clean and wrapped. Otherwise, I could risk serious infection. . . The bottom right picture is what a fresh wrap looks like when I'm done playing doctor with myself. Hopefully, this will hold throughout work tomorrow. If not, I have a bunch of medical supplies I will be carrying with me in case of an urgent need. How fun. #fml . . #mikethejanitor #surgery #hematoma #hematomadrainage #workplaceaccident #onthejobinjury #workmanscompensation

If I could go back in time and prevent the accident I had on this very piece of power equipment, I would. I had no idea how substantial the injuries were that I sustained when things went awry on this electric pallet jack. What a damn headache. *sigh* . . #mikethejanitor #miketheelectricpalletjackcrasher #crashtestdummy #dontbehastypracticesafety #safetyfirst #workplaceaccident #onthejobinjury #crown #crownpowerequipment #crownelectricpalletjack #electricpalletjack #whofuckingdesignedthis #fml #oopsy #oopsydaisy #wcf #workmanscomp #workmanscompensation #workerscompensationfund #ijustwanttogobacktowork #ilikemyjob

My thanks to bromance, @timharan of @utahbeernews, for alerting me to the Utah winners at this year's @greatamericanbeerfestival still happening in Denver, Colorado. . . I have been watching from bed all of the posts from people I follow who are there. My Instagram has been blowing up with all of you having your fun and frivolity. I hate you for it. . . Snagging another gold medal this year is @shades_brewing. A silver and bronze awarded to @redrockbrewing. A silver to @squattersbeers and NEWBIES @tfbrewing and @levelcrossingbrewingco received silver and bronze medals, respectively! How awesome is that?! I am truly happy for these breweries and I am proud for them. Way to knock it out of the park and continue to show that Utah has some badass breweries!!! Fanfuckingtastic!!! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #slc #saltlake #downtownslc #southsaltlake #granarydistrict #marmaladedistrict #utah #denver #colorado #gabf #gabf2019 #greatamericanbeerfestival #medalwinners #utahmedalwinners #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahsown #utahbrewery #beerstagram #beerporn #beerpic #congratulations #tfbrewing #shadesbrewing #squattersbrewing #levelcrossingbrewing #redrockbrewing

It looks as though part of me does not know the proper way to celebrate all the Utah craft beer medal winners from this year's @greatamericanbeerfestival. . . Congratulations to @shades_brewing, @tfbrewing, @redrockbrewing, @levelcrossingbrewingco and @squattersbeers for their medal wins. . . Shout-out to @timharan of @utahbeernews for the useful tidbit of information used in the banter with myself here. . . By the way, it took two spit takes to get this right. The first one, I missed my lines and drenched my @utahbrewers shirt. I had to wait for it to dry so I could shoot the coverage again. I just thought you'd all like to know about my commitment when it comes to these dumb things I make to entertain you. You're welcome. . . #mikethejanitor #mikeiplicity #saltlakecity #slc #saltlake #downtownslc #utah #denver #colorado #gabf #gabf2019 #greatamericanbeerfestival #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahsown #utahbrewery #utahbeernews #beerstagram #beerporn #beerpic #beerparty #beerfestival #BeerMe #congratulations #tfbrewing #shadesbrewing #squattersbrewing #levelcrossingbrewing #redrockbrewing

Sunday mornings are for coffee and contemplation. . . They are also for showing off my Asteroids t-shirt and officially licensed @nasa coffee cup. Both of which I got @rossdressforless. . . Fun fact: For years I owned an original, full sized Asteroids arcade game from 1979. Several years ago I sold it as the monitor went out. Do you know how I would up with that arcade game? I traded with my buddy, Ken, a @radioshack handheld CB radio for it. The radio cost me around 75 bucks, at that time. . . My buddy Ken (and his family) wanted the Asteroids game gone because they were bored with it and wanted it out of their house. Pretty sweet trade, if you ask me. Because, even with the monitor going, I was still able to get $500 for it. . . I do miss that game, though. It's probably in @quartersslc now. . . #mikethejanitor #westvalleycity #utah #coffee #coffeecup #coffeemug #coffeecoffeecoffee #frenchroast #starbucks #starbuckscoffee #starbucksfrenchroast #coffeeandcontemplation #nasa #nasacoffeecup #asteroids #asteriodsarcadegame #atari #atarigames #arcadegames #1979 #rememberwhen

If you know me, you know my love for a handful of things. Coffee, beer, redheads, documentaries, amateur filmmaking, thrift store shopping and South Park. . . On Wednesday, September 25th, @southpark returned to @comedycentral for it's 23rd season. The two available episodes, ”Mexican Joker" and "Band In China" did not disappoint. Both of which I just watched, twice. This season is not only starting off brilliant, but more layered than previous seasons. . . I have been a huge fan of South Park since it's beginning in August of 1997. I own the majority of the previous seasons on DVD. I have a bunch of merchandise, too. This show has been a cherished part of my life since I was 22-years old. I first became aware of it during a part time job I had working for @circuitcity. Such fond memories. My salad days, as it were. . . I may be 46, but I'm still a kid at heart. Maybe even mildly mentally retarded. But I stand by my love and admiration for South Park. It has had numerous memorable and genius episodes that have been a part of our social fabric and pop culture. I think the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, are a national treasure. . . I've met a lot of famous people and musicians in my time. No big deal. But if I were to ever meet Matt and Trey, I would scream like a tween at a Justin Bieber concert. Or a middle school girl in R. Kelly's tour bus. But I digress. . . VIVA SOUTH PARK! . . Shout-out to @southparkstudios. . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #utah #southpark #colorado #cartoon #goingdowntosouthpark #southparkstudios #treyparker #mattstone #EmmyWinner #peabodywinner #23seasons #circa1997 #bandinchina #mexicanjoker #hilarious #lol #brilliant #genius #ilovesouthpark

I just finished another edition of the @craftybeergirls podcast. It'll be posted later for your listening enjoyment. I'll let you know when that happens. . . In the meantime, I'm hanging out with Beerthoven and trying some beers from @silverreefbeer from of St. George, Utah. I was excited to discover these in my local @harmonsgrocery. I had no idea they were doing can production or distributing! Oh boy! . . I'm presently trying their Color Country Red Ale. Since they are a new brewery, I gotta give them some slack because they'll have growing pains in their first year. . . With that said, this beer is so-so. Both of these 6-packs are seriously overfilled and over carbonated. You can tell in the feel. Each can is tight. Meaning, it's like a brick when you try and squeeze the can. When you crack it open, it foams easily and A LOT. . . Because of the over carbonation, the beer is heady and extremely bubbly on the tongue while drinking. It's made me quite belchy. Turn that CO2 down, Silver Reef! *burps* . . If anything, these beers are worth your money. I'm not getting any off flavors. You can find this flavor and their pale ale on sale at Harmon's for $8.99 per sixer. Cheers! . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #StGeorge #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbrewery #southernutah #silverreef #silverreefbrewingco #silverreefbrewing #silverreefbrewery #colorcountryredale #redale #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beer30 #utahbeer #utahsown #beerglass #Sixer #6pack #vivacraftbeerrevolution

Jenni Shafer might be pissed because I have made an executive decision to post this without her final approval, but I got the thumbs up from Lauren Lerch. Also, I can't wait anymore because I gotta go to bed as I have work tomorrow. Therefore, here is the latest episode of the @craftybeergirls podcast! . . One of the most interesting things discussed in this episode is a trip that Jenni took to the border towns of Hildale, Utah/Colorado City, Arizona that is home to @edgeoftheworldbrewery. Edge Of The World is on the Arizona side and it's in the heart of the former areas of the FLDS Church and their prophet, Warren Jeffs. . . There is plenty of other entertaining storytelling in this episode, too. Click the link on my bio to listen or find the Crafty Beer Girls Podcast on major audio streaming apps like @spotify, @applepodcasts, @googleplaymusic and @iheartradio. Be sure to listen, follow, subscribe and share! Thank you so much for doing so. . . Also, you can learn about the 1st Annual Zion Canyon Craft Beer Festival happening this coming Saturday, October 12th from Noon to 7:00 PM. Presented by @zionbrewery. We also give some love to the Utah breweries that were medal winners @greatamericanbeerfestival this past weekend! There is a host of information included in the description with the podcast. Enjoy! . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #millenaroundstudios #craftybeergirls #craftybeergirlspodcast #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #beerpodcast #beertalk #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beer30 #edgeoftheworldbrewery #edgeoftheworldbrewing #hildaleutah #coloradocityarizona #FLDS #warrenjeffs #vivacraftbeerrevolution #gabf #gabf2019 #greatamericanbeerfestival #gabfwinners

I thought it would be nice to give myself a present that I found @tosathrift. It's an old camera case that I can use for hauling around podcasting gear for @millenaroundstudios and the @craftybeergirls. . . Unfortunately, I thought it would be funny to prank myself by putting something inside the case as an extra surprise. I found this quite upsetting. . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #mikeiplicity #talkingtomyself #meonme #theothersidethriftboutique #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #saltlakevalley #saltlakecounty #Murray #utah #beer #CraftBeer #domesticbeer #budlight #budlightlemontea #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beersin #beernono #wtf #lol #beerpodcast #beergear #iwillcutyou #satanlovesme #millenaroundstudios

At the risk of coming off like a judgemental prick (which, let's face it... I am), I don't normally spend my money on @axe products. The reason being is that @unileverusa seems to cater to a certain class of "bro", "brah" or "dude" with their Axe line of products. The kind of products that the Brock Turners and the white male privilege of the world like to wash their rape-y, entitled junk with. But I digress. It's just a damn soap. I need to calm down, as @taylorswift would say. . . Anyway, I'm still recovering from my surgery resulting from my September 11th workplace injury. I'm due to have the 15 staples and drainage tube removed from my right thigh on Tuesday, October 15th. Hooray. . . What has been proving to be a real bitch is bathing, my friends. Initially, I was just using a bit of soapy water and wiping down with a washcloth. A few days after that, I started showering. This was a problem as trying to use bar soap can be problematic. . . I have to perform a carefully coordinated dance wherein I need to move in specific ways as to not yank, drop or pull out the drainage tube. I also try to prevent soapy butt and ballsack water from running down my right thigh and leg to prevent any type of possible infection. When I'm done showering, I douse my wounds and wipe down my drainage tube and drainage catch bulb with isopropyl alcohol. Then I rebandage the wound sites for daily protection. . . I figured some body wash would be easier to use. Hence my purchasing these Axe products from my local @harmonsgrocery. They were on sale and they smell pretty damn good. Even though the one on the right, "Snake Peel", looks like a lemon pepper meat marinade. I'm off to take a shower and lather myself in some Axe. I'm also going to head out and try enjoy what's left of this Saturday. Cheers! . . #mikethejanitor #influencer #noninfluencer #undertheinfluencer #axe #axeproducts #axebodywash #whiteentitlementbodywash #Unilever #thisshitisnodifferentthansuave #kilo #snakepeel #soap #itsjustsoap #bodywash #spongebath #dontforgetthebuttandballs #scrubadubdub #tryingtoshoweraftersurgery

Tonight, I'm hanging with BEERthoven as I feast on @littlecaesars/@littlecaesarsutah pizza. All while I quench my thirst with this deliciously awesome @tfbrewing dopplebock. They happened to have just a few cans of this nectar left over from their recent Oktoberfest party. I bought four. I also picked up a 4-pack of their Albion, too. I plan to be blackout drunk by 10:00 PM because both of these beers are potent! Get in my belly! Oh, I may be doing shots of @hellcatmaggieirishwhiskey, also. . . VIVA VOMITING TOMORROW! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #saltlakecounty #saltlakevalley #westvalleycity #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #beerthoven #utahbrewery #utahsown #iamsaltlake #iamwestvalley #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beer30 #beerking #tfbrewing #tfbrewery #oktoberfest #dasdopplebock #smallbatchbrew #limitededition #germanstylelager #vivacraftbeerrevolution

I know this makes me a big dork, but I don't care. Yesterday, I went out on a late afternoon/evening thrift store shopping adventure. I hit up three @savers_thrift stores across the Wasatch Front. . . My first Savers turned out to be a bust. The second offered me some fun items. And the third is where I discovered this gem. . . If you're a child of the 70's, I'm pretty sure that you or someone you knew, had this mass produced owl clock from Burwood Products Company. I had several childhood friends whose parents had this clock. Usually in the kitchen. . . There are a variety of these for sale on @ebay for as much as $60.00. Although I'm not looking to resell this, it's interesting to see it's current "vintage" stock. By the way, it is stamped by the company with the year 1972 in Roman numerals. Pretty damn sweet find. I think for Halloween I'll go as a vintage @flavorflavofficial and hang this around my neck on a gold chain! Yeaaaaahhhhh booooyyyyyyyyy! . . VIVA THRIFT STORE FINDS! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #olympuscove #draper #southjordan #saltlakecounty #saltlakevalley #westvalleycity #utah #savers #saversthriftstore #thriftstore #thrifting #thriftstorefinds #score #vintage #retro #Classic #flashback #throwback #time #clock #timepiece #owlclock #burwood #burwoodproducts #burwoodproductscompany #flavorflav

We are playing trivia over @fisherbrewing to benefit the @utah_rush_jv! Good times with @brownian_motion_mead, @amy_haran, @jennywar, @mothergriff801 and my bromance, @timharan of @utahbeernews! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #downtownslc #granarydistrict #saltlakevalley #saltlakecounty #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahrush #utahbrewery #trivianight #goodtimes #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beer30 #fisherbrewing #fisherbrewery #afisherbrewingco #fisherbeer #GoodCause #funtimes #sundayselfie #vivacraftbeerrevolution

I just squealed like a teenage girl on an @rkelly tour bus! It's Beer 30 and @schittscreek tonight on @netflix! Hot damn! Season 5, here I come! . . VIVA FOLD IN THE CHEESE! . . #mikethejanitor #whatimwatching #streaming #Netflix #streamingonnetflix #PopTV #Schittscreek #season5 #newepisodes #therosefamily #JohnnyRose #moirarose #alexisrose #davidrose #EugeneLevy #danlevy #catherineohara #anniemurphy #emmynominated #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #beer30 #BeerMe #schittscreekandchill #netflixandchill #netflixandchillbymyself #thesinglelife #foldinthecheese #oneofthebestshowsever

It would appear I have a surprise 6-pack of beer to give to myself. Just something to enjoy while I watch season five of @schittscreek on @netflix. Unfortunately, the selection of beer I am presenting myself does not go over well. AT ALL. . . Shout-out to @michelobultra and their fermented goat piss. . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #mikeiplicity #talkingtomyself #meonme #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #saltlakecounty #saltlakevalley #westvalleycity #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #utahsown #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #beer30 #BeerMe #michelobultra #michelobultrapuregold #Schittscreek #PopTV #Netflix #streaming #streamingonnetflix #netflixandchill #iwillcutyou

My leg is STILL draining. I've been on desk duty for two weeks now. I have ANOTHER appointment on Tuesday to see if the drainage tube comes out. If not, I will continue with light duty desk work until my leg is in a suitable condition for me to return to active duty. . . In the meantime, I'm learning some needed information in relation to my job duties that has been quite helpful. Not too mention giving me insight to the regular shitshow that happens behind the scenes here. . . I brought in two dozen @dunkin/@dunkindonutsutah for my fellow co-workers. I also went to @starbucks to get myself some coffee. Yes, I know Dunkin Donuts has coffee. But you should all know my love for Starbucks by now. Duh. . . Happy Friday, bitches! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlake #saltlakecity #slc #industrialdistrict #distributioncenter #utah #coffee #starbuckscoffee #dunkindonuts #tgif #donuts #coffeeanddonuts #onthejob #atwork #atworklife #shipping #receiving #logistics #Transportation #retail #Wholesale #deskduty #officework #lightduty #americarunsondunkin #onthejobinjury #workplaceaccident #deskjockey

*sigh* Well, today turned out to be something different. Originally, I was due to go on a date and enjoy @punchbowlsocial and then the tacos and margaritas event @shopthegateway. Sadly, my date became ill prior to meeting up with me due to being hungover. So, we decided to reschedule. Whatever. . . I wound up going to the Fisher Mansion and running into @brownian_motion_mead. I had a few beers and some delicious food from @clucktruckutah. . . Now, I'm heading out see @jhamlovescider over @mountainwestcider while she is pouring deliciousness @thegartenslc. I want to thank her personally for allowing @millenaroundstudios and the @craftybeergirls for letting us use Mountain West's corporate conference room for our makeshift podcasting studio. . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #slc #saltlakecity #saltlake #granarydistrict #marmaladedistrict #downtownslc #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #utahbrewery #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #beer30 #BeerMe #beerweekend #utahsown #fisherbrewing #fisherbeer #fisherbrewery #afisherbrewingco #fishermansion #goodtimes #vivacraftbeerrevolution #beerpodcast #craftybeergirls

You can't see it, but it's raining. But what you can see is that I'm alone. Whatever. I don't care. I'll cry later. I just had a great time hanging out @mountainwestcider and seeing @jhamlovescider here @thegartenslc. I just drank my weight in @levelcrossingbrewingco Hazy Pale Ale while I was here. It's quite delicious. I'm now going to head home and call it a night. But I had a fun day, otherwise. . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #slc #saltlakecity #saltlake #granarydistrict #marmaladedistrict #downtownslc #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #utahbrewery #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #beer30 #utahsown #thegarten #thegartenslc #beergarden #Biergarten #goodtimes #vivacraftbeerrevolution #redrock #redrockbrewery #redrockbrewing #mountainwesthardcider #millenaroundstudios #thesinglelife

I stopped in to @the_american_rust_company and found some great finds. Some I even bought! For instance, a couple of rotary phones and a couple of classic @fisherbrewing bottle openers from back in the day. . . I also spotted an original Fisher Beer wooden crate full of authentic and retro Fisher Beer bottles! . . I also found this beer bottle labeled "Uinta Beer Club" from @tivolibeer out of Denver, Colorado. In doing research, this is the oldest brewery in Colorado. They started in 1859! It made me think of @uintabrewing here in Salt Lake City! . . I gave one of the Fisher Beer bottle openers to @timharan of @utahbeernews. Because he is, you know... my bromance. I'm now going to @properbrewingco for a charity event involving a raffle and silent auction. . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #sugarhouse #saltlakevalley #saltlakecounty #utah #americanrustcompany #vintage #retro #Classic #flashback #throwback #rotaryphones #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #coloradocraftbeer #tivoli #tivolibrewingcompany #fisherbrewing #fisherbeer #fisherbrewery #fisherbrewingcompany #bottleopener #churchkey #uintaclubbeer #uintaclub #vivacraftbeerrevolution

I met up with my bromance, @timharan of @utahbeernews for an event @properbrewingco happening until 8:00 PM tonight. . . They are holding a silent auction and raffle to benefit one of their employees who abruptly lost her teenage son to a recent accident. I bought 30 raffle tickets and purchased a piece of one-of-a-kind framed art featuring a Proper Brewing beer that I quite enjoyed. . . It's for a good cause during a very traumatic time for this employee (whom I am familiar with). My sincerest condolences to her and her extended family during this trying time. . . While I have been here, it was nice to see @robotellie, @unicorn_courtenay, @prprkernal, @beer_dogs_and_mountains, @jamieburn, @utahbeerninja and @mybeerhand who are just some of the many that have come out thus far. For my personal perspective, it is amazing to see such support from the Utah craft beer community as well as donations from outside of the state. Truly touching. . . #mikethejanitor #saltlake #saltlakecity #slc #downtownslc #saltlakevalley #saltlakecounty #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #utahcraftbeercommunity #utahbeerscene #utahbrewery #charity #fundraiser #silentauction #Raffle #GoodCause #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #properbeer #properbrewingcompany #properbrewing #properbrewery #godspeednevin

This picture makes me laugh as it reminds me of @worstbeerblog and his former account, @yourpicssuck. But I digress. . . While I was @properbrewingco today, one half of the @craftybeergirls, Jenni Shafer, came out to hang with myself and my man-date, @timharan of @utahbeernews, and show support for the benefit we were there for. . . Jenni and I then walked over to nearby @epicbrewing. This was my first time ever setting foot in their establishment. True story. . . We went there because Jenni wanted to take their latest line of Big Bad Baptist flavors for a spin. What you are seeing in this picture are four samples of five new varieties they have of Big Bad Baptist. That's Jenni's hand getting in the way of my shot as she is arranging our flight for a photo op. . . The latest flavors released in the ever popular Big Bad Baptist line are the Vanilla Brandy, Chocolate Rapture, Peanut Butter Cup, Hazelnut Vanilla Latte and the Quintuple Barrel. Jenni and I sampled all five. Although I enjoyed them all, the Vanilla Brandy was my favorite. So, I bought myself a bottle. Yay me! . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #downtownslc #saltlakecounty #saltlakevalley #utah #beer #CraftBeer #craftybeergirls #beerbuddies #utahcraftbeer #utahbrewery #beerflight #ImperialStout #bigbadbaptist #epic #epicbrewing #epicbrewery #epicbrewingcompany #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #BeerMe #beer30 #utahcraftbeercommunity #utahcraftbeerscene #vivacraftbeerrevolution

I got notice from @properbrewingco that I scored this sweet @kiitosbrewing gift pack from the silent auction and raffle they held yesterday. How cool! I figured I'd stay for a very late lunch @properburger and a beer while I'm here. Nomnomnom! . . I have yet to share the big thing I scored yesterday that was part of the silent auction. I bought it outright because I liked it so much. I'll post a picture of that later! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlake #saltlakecity #slc #downtownslc #saltlakevalley #saltlakecounty #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #utahbrewery #charity #fundraiser #silentauction #Raffle #GoodCause #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #properbeer #properbrewingcompany #properbrewing #properbrewery #kiitos #kiitosbrewing #kiitosbrewery #kiitosgiftpack #godspeednevin

If you're not aware of the recent changes to our alcohol laws here in the state of Utahrded Utopia, well... let me just bluntly say it is a clusterfuck of epic proportions. . . However, it brings moments like this. @kiitosbrewing is having a generous case sale that is sure to liquidate their 4.0% ABV stock in preparation for the new laws taking effect on November 1st. I, for one, am heading there ASAP! . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION! . . #Repost @kiitosbrewing (@get_repost) ・・・ SALE!!!!! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! We have plenty of great beer that we want to find homes for before November 1st! Nothing is going to be dumped/wasted. Stock up for those Halloween parties now! 🎃👻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻 Sales tax is not included in these prices, and no mix and matching of product! #kiitosbeer #kiitosbrewing #kiitosdiet #beer #CraftBeer #slcbeer #slccraftbeer #utahbeer #utahcraftbeer #utahproblems #beersale #DrinkLocal #drinklocalslc #beerstagram #beerporn #beerpic #BeerMe #beer30 #gabfwinner #slc #saltlakecity #saltlake #utah #utahbrewery #utahsown #utahcraftbeercommunity #vivacraftbeerrevolution

Yesterday marked three weeks since my hematoma surgery and the installation of that f**king drainage tube. . . Earlier today, my surgeon pulled that damn thing out and gave me the green light to return to active duty at work. Although I have enjoyed my time in the office and learning new aspects of my position, I'll be glad to get back to my regular duties. Office life just isn't my cup of tea. But I am very appreciative and grateful to my company and crew for being patient and helping me and our department out during my downtime and recovery. What a swell group of peeps. . . I celebrated this momentous occasion by picking up a case of @kiitosbrewing Amber Ale and a case of Pilsner. 48 cans of beer for $40 should tide me over for the next few days. Thank you, Kiitos! . . VIVA CRAFT BEER REVOLUTION AND GOING BACK TO WORK WITH NO RESTRICTIONS! . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #saltlakecounty #saltlakevalley #westvalleycity #utah #celebration #onthejobinjury #workplaceaccident #lightduty #deskjockey #deskduty #deskwork #officework #backtoactiveduty #shipping #receiving #distributioncenter #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #caseofbeer #utahbrewery #utahsown #kiitos #kiitosbrewing #kiitosbeer #vivacraftbeerrevolution

Am I having a stroke in this picture? Am I sleepy, drunk, high or all of the above?! This picture was taken Sunday by @robotellie during the silent auction and raffle benefit that @properbrewingco held. I was trying to pull off a suave, sexy, how-you-doin' look. Instead, I look like THAT. Creepy with droopy eyes. #fail But I digress. . . This one-of-a-kind piece (that I bought outright during the silent auction) really caught my eye. Apparently, it really caught the eye of Head Brewer and Co-Owner of the Proper empire, @riolikesbeer. . . My understanding is that Rio really wanted this, too. Ya snooze, ya loose, buddy. But I'll sell it to you for my purchase price plus $50. How 'bout them apples?! Have your people reach out to my people and we can arrange something. We can collectively donate the money to the memory of Nevin. . . What's this a picture of, exactly? It's commissioned art done by @hatrobot using creative license to reimagine the Patersbier beer label. I plan on hanging this up in my new apartment. . . I just have to get a new apartment, first. . . #mikethejanitor #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #westvalleycity #utah #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #utahbeer #hatrobot #hatrobotart #chrisbodily #commissionedart #patersbier #properbrewing #properbrewingcompany #properbeer #charity #Raffle #silentauction #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #beeradvertising

If you have yet to experience the Pumpkin Cream Cold Brew from @starbucks, well... you are missing out, I must say. . . One of my co-workers introduced me to this beverage when I was on desk duty. Although I have seen it advertised in the Starbucks locations I frequent, it just never appealed to me to buy. Until now. . . It is actually very tasty. And the creamy top oozes through the cold brew coffee in a cool way. For an early afternoon pick-me-up, this really hits the spot. It's like heaven and fall in my mouth. Yum. That is all. Carry on. . . #mikethejanitor #slc #saltlakecity #saltlake #utah #coffee #craftcoffee #starbucks #starbuckscoffee #pumpkincreamcoldbrew #coldbrewcoffee #tasty #fall #autumn #autumnvibes🍁 #winteriscoming #heaveninmymouth #pumpkincream #creamy #yummy #thisisnotapaidadvertisement

It has been almost TWO MONTHS to the day that I have gotten together with the @craftybeergirls to record fresh material for a new Crafty Beer Girls Podcast episode. . . Last night, we met up @mountainwestcider and discussed a myriad of topics. We chatted with @jhamlovescider about the history of Mountain West Hard Cider and their upcoming seasonal @thegreenurbanlunchbox release. . . We also tried some delicious beers from @tfbrewing (their Jellyfish Hazy IPA is being released today for their one year anniversary), @shades_brewing (their Tai Thom Kha took gold at this year's @greatamericanbeerfestival), @rowleyfarmhouse (who won three medals at the GABF AND Small Brewpub of the Year) and @redrockbrewing (they took home two medals from the GABF and this Hazy IPA called "Buffalo Point" released yesterday). . . We also touched on the mindfuck that is the soon-to-happen change to the alcohol laws here in Utah. Notably, the conversion of beer from 4.0% ABV to 5.0% ABV. This is a HUGE deal for a variety of reasons. I would suggest that you use Google to learn more. . . I'm planning on a getting a new Crafty Beer Girls Podcast episode posted by tomorrow night. Stay tuned! In the meantime, catch up on previous episodes through the link in my bio! Cheers! . . #mikethejanitor #craftybeergirls #craftybeergirlspodcast #millenaroundstudios #gabfwinners #gabf2019 #beer #CraftBeer #utahcraftbeer #saltlakecity #saltlake #slc #utah #utahbrewery #shadesbrewing #tfbrewing #redrockbrewing #rowleyfarmhouseales #mountainwesthardcider #beerpic #beerstagram #beerporn #beerpodcast #BeerMe #weekendvibes