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Jon Selig
Jon Selig

My 12 years in sales was a well-paid internship for my career in stand-up. I show sales teams how to get funnier, so they can keep their day jobs.

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Check out these amazing #throwbacks from welcome week this year! We're happy to have students back on campus. Study hard and do well, Panthers!!! 💗😄💗 ... ... #IamBCCC #BCCC #BCCCPride #MyBCCC #BCCCPanthers #Baltimore #baltimorecity #city #education #highereducation #highered #CommunityCollege #comm_college #community #college #collegelife #collegestudent #fun #fall #inspiration #motivation #throwbackthursday #TBT #smile #amazing #photo #success #instamood #instagram

Congratulations to our #september Staff Spotlight winner, Valerie Grays! Valerie is our Student Life Advisor and helps organize events, advise our SGA and much more. Thank you for all of your hard work! Visit our website to read the full spotlight. ❤️💛❤️ ... ... #IamBCCC #BCCC #BCCCPride #MyBCCC #BCCCPanthers #Baltimore #city #education #highereducation #highered #CommunityCollege #comm_college #community #college #collegelife #collegestudent #collegestudents #success #studentsuccess #work #amazing #Awesome #spotlight #thursday #thursdaymotivation #motivation #inspiration #instadaily #instalike

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I’m here relaxing, trying to escape social media, which is why I’m skipping the hashtaggery.

Learn. Do. Applaud for the #teacher. Thanks to, like, 400 @citrix #sales reps across #fortlauderdale & #Raleigh (Simple! Easy!) who crafted jokes about poor latency, weak security and apps in the #cloud. My favorite compared a pain to the #GoldenCorral. Great job to all, and thank you for having me! #citrix #citrixlife #salestraining #saleshumor #comedyforsales #salesdevelopment #selling #salestips #coldcalling #coldoutreach #salesenablement #salesman #salesfunnel #sellers #sdr #bdr #insidesales

I’m giving a pop-up “comedy writing for sales reps” TOMORROW, at @saleshood’s office in #sanfrancisco! No socks, just lunch and I’ll show you how you can craft a joke to roast your prospect’s pain. Best part? No charge. Come for the lunch, stay for a cool approach to have better conversations with your #prospects. Ya gotta RSVP, as space is limited to 16 spots. Message me here to reserve! #sales #salestraining #salestrainer #salestips #selling #salesdevelopment #B2B #coldcalling #sdr #salesdev #accountexecutive

#montreal: Break out your generosity shoes! I’m part of an awesome comedy fundraiser lineup for a #comedy on May 30th. I’ll be telling jokes to raise funds for the Canadian Hard of Hearing Association, produced Hey #montreal people: I’m part of an awesome lineup for a #comedy #fundraiser on May 30th! I’ll be telling jokes to raise funds for the “Canadian Hard of Hearing Foundation”. Also performing are @abbypstone_mtl & @meletian_falcon, and will be headlined by @djdemers, who’s been on #Conan and performed at Just For Laughs. This. Is. STRONG!!! $30 ain’t a lot for a quality cause. #comedy #standupcomedy #fundraiser #hardofhearing #canadianhardofhearingassociation #comedyforacause #fundraisercomedy #mtl #mtlcomedy #mtlcomedy #mtllife

Sure, the sign on my hotel said “ #WESTIN”, but the view from my room near #lax said “wholesome fun for the whole family”. Also, not sure why someone other than a huge #spaceballs fan would want to name a gentlemen’s club “Barf Elegance”. #losangeles #lax #travel #la #views #hotelview #View #visitla

These pages don’t burn my retinas. I’m loving my pre-departure #antiquing! Pumped to deliver a workshop to Accent Technologies, Inc. (my first #salesenablement tech client!) in #melbournefl at next week’s #saleskickoff. But, first to the motherland - aka #bocaraton for some hibernation in the sun. If you’re in #boca, Melbourne, or #Orlando, and want to either meet up to discuss your making team collectively funnier or their communication challenges. Let’s grab a cawfee. Of course, if you want to hear me tell jokes in a less professional setting (ie. check out my non-business-y stand-up act in any of those places), get in touch too! #sales #salestraining #salestraining #humor #selling #sko #accenttechnologies #salestech

“Your prospect is THIS distracted by your competition, every other vendor trying to reach them, and getting up to speed preparing for the return of Game of Thrones ”. - Me, just now, embellishing a point I made last night in front of #phoenix #sales reps who came to hear @dianedarlingspeaker help people up their networking game, and my crash course/ #workshop on jokewriting for #salespeople, and how it can benefit #pipeline growth, by demonstrating #empathy and #rapport building. I even teased the “rule of 3” joke in this post. Thanks to everyone who braved the Phoenix (ahem) “cold” to make it out to the first event on our latest “tour”, as sponsored by @zoho. Wanna check this out in #dallas (tomorrrow!), #atlanta on Tuesday (26th), or #Raleigh on the 28th? Would love to have you. Hit me up! I promise to refer to y’all as “y’all”, unless you insist I don’t. #selling #sdr #salesdevelopment #accountexecutive #insidesales #salesenablement #salescoach #salestraining #coldcalling #coldcall #salesteam #salesteams #zoho

Stalk-holm Syndrome! This question and more were answered in the a 3 part episode of “Jon Hates #sales (But Loves Sales Experts)! @salesrebellion found me at an #Orlando coffee shop, abducted me, and it led to badass #sandwiches & wicked #salestips! Cut and paste the “links”in the comments to watch parts 1, 2, & 3, or find my YouTube channel. #selling #salesperson #salespeople #salestraining #salesdevelopment #sdr #bdr #bizdev #salesenablement #salesteam #saleshumor #jonhatessales #jonselig #salesman #saleswoman #sellers